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Hello world,

I absolutely couldn’t sleep tonight, so I decided to make a tumblr theme. I summonded up all my knowledge of html and css, which I learned from (sadly) my experiences with Geocities, Diaryland (which, I maintain, taught me to write), Neopets, Teen Open Diary, and Live Journal—I’ve led a long, digital life.

Anyway, this is my first them ever so there are probably some mistakes, please let me know and I will correct them. Also, please follow this tumblr to stay updated.

Three things:

1. I would recommend making the title font as big as your title of choice would allow. This will require some fiddling with the font-size and line-height tags in the #title section of the CSS area.

2. Please keep my name on the layout. I worked hard (and sleeplessly), and I’m proud of what I did, so I would like some credit.

3. The colors are customizeable. It works if you click “Colors” when you’re in the Customize screen.

Please email me with any questions, comments, or bugs at sarah.mogin@gmail.com.

Thanks!

—Sarah (greatwhiteshark.tumblr)

greatwhiteshark:

Kate Nash - Foundations

— rockuboff

I like this, along with her more subdued “Merry Happy” that plays in the background of one of MTV’s get tested commercials. It has that line “Dancing at discos / Eating cheese on toast.”

Remind me to move all of my music back onto my computer again.

the tartan, carnegie mellon's student newspaper

hey, i’m some important position at this place.

And you wanna be my latex salesman?

• Kramer: [phone rings, Kramer picks up the phone] Hello... What Delay Industries?
• George: [yelling from the bathroom] Vandelay! Say Vandelay!
• Kramer: No, you're way, way, way off. Well yeah, that's the right number, but this is an apartment.
• George: [rushes out of the toilet with his pants on his knees] Vandelay! Say Vandelay Industries! [falls down]
• Kramer: Yeah, no problem. [hangs up phone]
• Kramer: How did you know who that was?
• Jerry: [enters apartment, sees George lying on the floor with his pants on his ankles] And you wanna be my latex salesman?

Voxtrot’s “The Start of Something” on YouTube. This song has awesome lyrics.

The trouble with super heroes is what to do between phone booths.

Ken Kesey

This is a photo. Can’t stress that enough.

Lorem!

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